In Control - Steve and Dave's Race Commentary

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Postby TAR4 ATC Dave on Fri Aug 06, 2004 8:58 pm

Just so that we're all clear...

Steve said he could "sit up", not "do a sit up".

Thank you.
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Postby AirSteve on Fri Aug 06, 2004 9:21 pm

Ladies and gentlemen...my partner.
Perhaps NOW you can see where I got this huge pain in my neck.
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Postby Mama Tiger on Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:13 pm

And Who's on first!

::rimshot::
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Postby Tribefan on Fri Aug 06, 2004 11:51 pm

So glad to see you're up and about, AirSteve! Well, "up" anyway....

So the cheese really was small, was it? I told them specifically "a small wheel of cheese" (not a wedge, not a block....). I guess they took "small" a bit too literally! Oh well!

Enjoy the painkillers!
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Postby AirSteve on Sat Aug 07, 2004 12:44 am

Actually, it was a bag of MiniBells. The same tiny wheels I so carefully placed on top of the skid. Perfect!
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Postby Tribefan on Sat Aug 07, 2004 12:16 pm

HA! Then it sounds like the florist got it just right!
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Postby MacMadame on Mon Aug 09, 2004 6:48 pm

We also replaced Valerie Bertinelli with Barbara Bach.

The ATCs once again prove they have good taste!
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Postby TAR4 ATC Dave on Mon Aug 09, 2004 7:15 pm

Hey now! There's no reason to start with the insults! ;)
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Postby MacMadame on Tue Aug 10, 2004 12:02 am

Should I have said you taste great instead? :)
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Postby mjmarble on Tue Aug 10, 2004 11:50 am

They're definately not less filling...
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Postby miri on Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:57 pm

Never in our wildest dreams could we have imagined that there could be someone on TAR5 who would make Alison look bearable. We were wrong. Alison – if you are reading this, we apologize.

heh, so much for playing nice. Ya took the kid gloves off and put the boxing gloves on! Weee!
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Postby Mama Tiger on Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:14 pm

You guys are sick, sick, SICK, you know?

(I know, I know, you take great pride in that!)
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Postby TAR4 ATC Dave on Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:51 pm

We do what we can... ;)
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Postby rabrab on Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:53 pm

It was the little bitty smiley-faces on the nuke icons that did me in. And the definitions of "scarab". Nicely done, gentlemen.
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Postby DariaG on Sat Aug 14, 2004 9:42 am

I also liked the bit where Flo's watching TV, cheering on Mirna.

Assaroma on The Apprentice proved to me the full capacity of a reality show villain. Mirna is nothing alongside Assy. And it sounds like you guys missed that charmer. Lucky you.

TAR4's Russhole is still my least favorite racer ever. He had no good moments, and I've yet to hear anyone make a plausible excuse for him. But Mirna's running neck and neck with my 2nd least favorite racer, Wil.
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